Declaration of War

People of Earth,
Your time has come to perish. We of the Imperial Empire of the Moon have grown weary of your infighting and anti-robot sentiment. All nations who refuse to surrender in the next forty-eight hours will be crushed by the iron fist of the Moon. For those who are wise enough to select capitulation, you will be brought to the moon for re-education and training as members of the Imperial Army and service members of our great society. Those who refuse to surrender will die and your brightest scientists and janitors will be forced to work for us. Nations of Earth, the clock is ticking.
Sincerly,
Emporer Dan Fbach the Magnificent
Unquestioned Lord and Master of the Moon

I'm over being a bitch. Thought I would set out a sample declaration of war and a list of my officers.

1- Emporer: Me
2- Secretary of War: (Still up in the air, the choice is between) Carlin or Tom
3- Minister of Research: Penelope
4- Minister of Propaganda: JJ
5- Ally from Mars: John
6- Minister of Coups: Josh
7- Minister of Torture: Bernie
8- Minister of Sexy: Mr. De la Rosa
9- Minister of Robots: Peter Weller
10- (Ad) Minister of Pain: Saber