Man on the Moon

Fuck you Neil Armstrong.
You think you're so goddamn special because you were the first man to walk on the moon.
That's nothing.
Alan Shepard played golf.
That's infinitly more bad ass than walking.
You're such a honky.
I walk all the goddamn time.
Hell, I walked here.
I never play golf. That's a feat!
A feat you were to much of a puss
to try.
Not only did Alan Shepard play golf
on the moon,
but no doubt he also made shaft, wood,
hole, ball, stroke and whacking jokes
the entire time.
While you said
"One small step for man..."
he said (probably)
"Man, gripping my shaft in
low gravity is fun."
Who really wins?