Friday, July 02, 2004
Nothing Quite Like It.
So the other day I was goig to my car so I could drive to work. I put my key into the loc and then a bottlerocket screeched past me, bounce of my truck window and exploded right behind me.I turned arouind and it turned out that some of my neighbors had accidentally fired bottlerockets and one misfired and almost hit me. It was at that exact second that I realized that I hate the Fourth of July.I hate a lot of things in this world- niggers, high school, reality TV- and it looks like I have another thing to add to the list.I don't know how the U.S. invented the concept of fireworks to celebrate its birth, but I wish it hadn't.Theres nothing quite like when idiots get there hands on something reasonably destructive and get to pretend for one night that they're demolition experts.Its annoying when they rattle off useless facts that make them seem like they know what they're talking about.What I don't understand is how people act like its so amazing and cool. How many tims can you fire a black cat, bottle rocket, or sparkeler before it gets boring? Two, maybe three times?Fuck if I know.I just can't wait fopr this holiday to be over so I can go back to being almost safe.If you loved me, you'd send me all your moneyy, soaked in your blood.
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