Sunday, October 10, 2004
Retraction
Ladies, let me tell you about Nick Winey. He is the sexiest man to ever walk to planet. John Stamos is jealous of him. He has had sex with more women than anybody ever. He was right, I was wrong, he’s the best, I’m the worst, He’s attractive, and I’m not very good looking. He called Friday Night Lights, I was way off base. His penis can induce eclipses, mine couldn’t block out a Christmas lights. If he were running for president, it’d be on the large penis ticket. If you are hot and have a vagina, you should do Nick. He can give orgasms on sight. His perfect buttocks rival that of Tushner. I submit to his authority and declare my self the anti-Nick.Anybody who doesn’t want to have sex with Nick should be killed. He is perfect and a genius. Never object to anything he ever says for he is right, guaranteed. If I were a hot girl I would have sex with Nick every time I saw him. Whenever he whips out his massive cock, the angles sing and the heavens open up to shine a holy light down upon it.There, are you happy now…son?
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