Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Pain!
I just got done reading Ryan Tushner's blog.I have never before in my 19 years on this planet been in such an ungodly amount of pain.Every post is this moronic, mind-boggling gay quip about looney toons, fucking captain cunch or something equally gay. I'm sure his posts are just thinly veiled metaphors for his ungodly love of the cock! I wish I could leave a link to his website here, but I'm afraid people would go to his site and turn into homosexuals.I guarantee you Ryan Tushner and his gay-ass blog will single-handedly destroy heterosexuality.I was coming up with a brilliant plan to rape Tushner and leave him for dead in a ditch somewhere. I was almost finished with it, than I realized he'd like that too much and that it'd be easier to just throw something at him.If you ever see Ryan anywhere ever you should punch him. In fact everyone in the world should wear steel-toed boots so when they see him they can kick him squarely in his testicles, which are no doubt shriveled and reek of gayness, to prevent him jerking off into a bed, a girl laying down in it and getting pregnant with his demon seed.I hate that man!
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