Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Rachel Procter is a Bitch.
In case you aren't a fan of country music, Racheal Procter is the (roughly) 23 year old country singer responsible for the song "Me and Emily," a heart felt song about a woman who leaves her husband and takes her daughter to give her a better life.Okay, this shit all souunds good right. Everytime it's on the radio, I rock out to it, I'm not gonna lie to you.Everytime, I had this vision of a scared mother driving in the rain towards a hotel. I thought that made sense because, after all, they say it nine or ten times in the fucking song. Then I was flipping through the stations and I find the song's video, and guess what I find. Not only is there no rain in the video, theres no driving or hotels. What the fuck, there isn't even a baby in it, and the first line of the song is "Floorboard's filled with baby toys..."But instead of an actually intellagent and interesting viseo, we get a Shania Twain style feast for the eye of this younng lady rolling around on a bed.Now, this bitch is singing about domestic abuse, and the whole time I'm trying to force back a boner, out of respect, but damn, that video was a lot more erotic than a song about an abused wife should be.She propbably dopesn't even have a fucking child. Some guy said sing this and you'll be rich and she said okay. She probably has never been smacked in her life, though I'd like to volanteer for the job if it ever becomes available.So what I'm trying to say here is that Racheal Procter is a bitch.
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