Wednesday, February 16, 2005
We All Hate Nick
There are many people in this world who suck.Saddam, Hitler, John Kerry, that girl in that porno I saw, and Michelle Rodrigez.Yet the combined shittiness of these 5 people cannopt compare to the unbridled bitchiness that is NICK WINEY!We've all had enough of his shit. He has a small penis and likes to fuck goats. I once had the extreme misfortune of speaking to him in public, and damnit if he didn't emabress me with his constant quoting of Dave Chappelle.Once he showed me a video tape of him fucking a goat. Now, Dan is all about diversity, but this even freaked me out, which is nearly impossible to do. First of all, he was fucking a male goat. Then jerking it off and rubbing the shit all over his body. thats just nasty...Also, he likes to touch little boys to an absurd degree. His love for young boys would make Micheal Jackson himself throw up in disgust.It's crazy. He will fuck anything that moves, or has just finished moving, or simply found on the grouund. If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times, Nick would stick his dick and mud if he thought it'd wriggle.And whats with the shorts and sweatshirts?Its all the time. Everytime I see this bunk bitch he's wearing workout shorts and a sweatshirt. It doesn't matter what time of year, be it June or December. Its boggeling to the mind.Also, I believe Nick has made a pact with the devil. He gets all those bitches and yet he's ugly as sin. I'm sure that his tiny penis is slowly morphing into a cess pool between his legs. Maybe that is the odd smell coming from his direction everytime I'm near him.He also makes the chalice look bad. When anyone else besides him uses the chalice, it looks cool. YEt when this breathing pile of shit holds the blessed and sacred chalice, he looks like a dumbass.This is why I propose all members of the group begin an assault upon this trick of tricks. However, instead of not talking to him or whatever, we should throw shit at him and kick him.DEATH TO THE WINEBAG!~peace out~
posted by Dan # 3:51 PM 10 comments
We All Hate Nick
There are many people in this world who suck.Saddam, Hitler, John Kerry, that girl in that porno I saw, and Michelle Rodrigez.Yet the combined shittiness of these 5 people cannopt compare to the unbridled bitchiness that is NICK WINEY!We've all had enough of his shit. He has a small penis and likes to fuck goats. I once had the extreme misfortune of speaking to him in public, and damnit if he didn't emabress me with his constant quoting of Dave Chappelle.Once he showed me a video tape of him fucking a goat. Now, Dan is all about diversity, but this even freaked me out, which is nearly impossible to do. First of all, he was fucking a male goat. Then jerking it off and rubbing the shit all over his body. thats just nasty...Also, he likes to touch little boys to an absurd degree. His love for young boys would make Micheal Jackson himself throw up in disgust.It's crazy. He will fuck anything that moves, or has just finished moving, or simply found on the grouund. If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times, Nick would stick his dick and mud if he thought it'd wriggle.And whats with the shorts and sweatshirts?Its all the time. Everytime I see this bunk bitch he's wearing workout shorts and a sweatshirt. It doesn't matter what time of year, be it June or December. Its boggeling to the mind.Also, I believe Nick has made a pact with the devil. He gets all those bitches and yet he's ugly as sin. I'm sure that his tiny penis is slowly morphing into a cess pool between his legs. Maybe that is the odd smell coming from his direction everytime I'm near him.He also makes the chalice look bad. When anyone else besides him uses the chalice, it looks cool. YEt when this breathing pile of shit holds the blessed and sacred chalice, he looks like a dumbass.This is why I propose all members of the group begin an assault upon this trick of tricks. However, instead of not talking to him or whatever, we should throw shit at him and kick him.DEATH TO THE WINEBAG!~peace out~
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