Thursday, November 11, 2004
Porn Store
*yes Brian, there are spelling errors, get over it*I recently been on a little adventure to the porn store on 9th and O St. And I have to say I was impressed.I never thought of it before, but porn stores are one of the few places in America where the left wing and the right wing of the government blend together so well.I define conservative (at least partially) as somebody who upholds the tenents of the constitution. A porn store is founded on the first amendment. Without it pornography does not exist, the constitution of this country is responsible for such places being legal.Yet at the same time, gays, depravity and midget sex is everywhere.So these two ideals which clash in every other aspect of life blend together perfectly. It almost beautifully erie when such things can sit side by side. Pro America merchandise and military planes are everywhere in the shop, and yet nobody seems to mind. Perhaps the government could learn a lesson from porn stores.What I find interesting, on the other hand, is the workers. The people who man these stores gain a certain type of cynicism to the point where their jobs make them incapable of even wanting to see another person naked.Its strange.The battlefield of smut peddling leads to stories that are hilarious and interesting.The 21 year old janitor (we'll call him Bill) said that one time while he was working, he saw a couple go into the porn theater. After a little time passed, another man walked in. After a few moments he saw her sprint out, her hands in her beat red face.Bill said semen was dripping from her hair and onto the floor, and it was his job to clean it up. The whole time he was cleaning, he laughed his ass off.I'm not going to lie to my three or four faithful readers, I want to work there. It'd be awesome. Those people have nothing but stories to tell about their job, and I never laughed harder in my life.Then there's the merchandise.Dildos as long as your arm, grandma porn, and lubes from around the world. Yet, these things are so run of the mill that it takes something extremely unusual to make them laugh.Ever here of dildo-cam?That's right, you heard it here first. Someone on this planet actually took the time to sit down and patent a dildo with a video camera inside of it. What a world!I love porn. The all encompassing industry that affects all of this nation. It's sick but it's what makes this country great.I love America.
posted by Dan # 1:06 AM 1 comments
Porn Store
*yes Brian, there are spelling errors, get over it*I recently been on a little adventure to the porn store on 9th and O St. And I have to say I was impressed.I never thought of it before, but porn stores are one of the few places in America where the left wing and the right wing of the government blend together so well.I define conservative (at least partially) as somebody who upholds the tenents of the constitution. A porn store is founded on the first amendment. Without it pornography does not exist, the constitution of this country is responsible for such places being legal.Yet at the same time, gays, depravity and midget sex is everywhere.So these two ideals which clash in every other aspect of life blend together perfectly. It almost beautifully erie when such things can sit side by side. Pro America merchandise and military planes are everywhere in the shop, and yet nobody seems to mind. Perhaps the government could learn a lesson from porn stores.What I find interesting, on the other hand, is the workers. The people who man these stores gain a certain type of cynicism to the point where their jobs make them incapable of even wanting to see another person naked.Its strange.The battlefield of smut peddling leads to stories that are hilarious and interesting.The 21 year old janitor (we'll call him Bill) said that one time while he was working, he saw a couple go into the porn theater. After a little time passed, another man walked in. After a few moments he saw her sprint out, her hands in her beat red face.Bill said semen was dripping from her hair and onto the floor, and it was his job to clean it up. The whole time he was cleaning, he laughed his ass off.I'm not going to lie to my three or four faithful readers, I want to work there. It'd be awesome. Those people have nothing but stories to tell about their job, and I never laughed harder in my life.Then there's the merchandise.Dildos as long as your arm, grandma porn, and lubes from around the world. Yet, these things are so run of the mill that it takes something extremely unusual to make them laugh.Ever here of dildo-cam?That's right, you heard it here first. Someone on this planet actually took the time to sit down and patent a dildo with a video camera inside of it. What a world!I love porn. The all encompassing industry that affects all of this nation. It's sick but it's what makes this country great.I love America.
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